Full Monty

Quick background: My apartment has already gotten 2 noise complaints, and we were threatened with getting evicted if we got another one. Two of my roommates (we'll call them 1 and 2 for simplicities sake) are leaving this week, but roommate (we'll call her roommate 3) and I are living in the apartment til September.

So Friday night, I'm at work at the hotel, and I get a panicked text from Roommate 3 saying that 1 and 2 are having a party, and its loud. Awesome, right? So if we get kicked out, they are going home anyway, and 3 and I are shit out of luck. So, I decide to try to resolve this problem by scaring them. We have a phone in our apartment, but no one ever uses it, and it has only rang once while I was home, and it was a sales call. It's kinda scary when it rings, because like I said, no one ever uses it, no one knows the number, and for the most part you are never aware that it is there.

So while at work, I dig through all of my old emails, and actually track down my apartment's phone number. So, I have a guy that I work with (we'll call him Tim) call and say that he's security and that they've already gotten some complaints. He threatens to call the police if he gets any more. So that scared my roommates (all underage drinking) into shutting up. At least until 1:30 in the morning, which is a little while after i got home. So at 1:30am I had to go yell at them (in the nicest way possible), and they shut up again. I thought i was gonna have to kill a bitch. I am not getting evicted from 3 noise complaints that have all occurred when I haven't been home!

In other news, I've been working a lot. And thats an understatement. I have some entertaining work stories but I'm too tired right now to go into them. I have a mildly amusing story about a fat native-american junior high girl who lost her voice and had the worst BO I've ever smelled in my entire life (on a scale from one to three, definately a three), but it's better in person so maybe next time we're all together I'll do an impression. Oh, and a big FML moment...I had to be Monty Meerkat for a day. It's like 100 degrees in Escondido, and monty is two layers: