The BIRDS (not the film by Hitchcock)

So it is bad enough that right outside of the door to my apt. building are dumpsters, thus a bijillion flies... (luckily we're on the 3rd floor so don't get any of that pleasant scent... truly! So do come visit me in Chicago!)... but the entire side street has trees and lots of BIRDS. I made the mistake of parking under a tree on the street earlier this week... so I had a LOVELY surprise when I went outside to drive home. My car was COVERED in bird crap. Like SO bad, the windshield spray and wipers did absolutely nada. Fortunately I made friends with a nice elderly lady neighbor who had the sprinkler on her car to wash off all the bird crap. I was able to sufficiently clear my windshield and rear window so I could at least see. Then I went to a car wash.. and the guy just looked at my car and shook his head at me and was like Darlin', doubt this will get off all that bird crap. Awesome. Thank you. I'll take my $7 back now.