To catch up, this past new years I traveled up to visit O'Rourke and Furman and spent the night out carousing in the city. Brian was sick, but Furman and I went to a turbo awesome and rad club called Element to "slay some hoes." After eating a delicious falafel, I was primed to find the girl of my dreams.
Element was AWESOME! The club was packed with like soooooooooo many guys and girls I didn't know whom to pick. I looked across the room and caught the eye of a particularly beautiful seductress. I approached, she retreated. I retreated, she approached. The courtship dance continued until the clock approached midnight and I made my move.
I covertly got near her around midnight for the sacred midnight kiss! When the ball dropped, she turned and we kissed. My wildest dreams were realized! From midnight until 5 A.M. we didn't unlock lips. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Needless to say my mouth was destroyed the next day.
2010 rulez!!!!!!!!
-Kevin
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