Summer

So I just went on vaca with the family to the beach and every time i go home i realize what a bad influence my dad is on my sister. so we get a house on the beach with another family, our neighbor and her two daughters, one is 12 and one is 14, and my sister who is 15. Those girls are just savages after hanging around with my dad. the amount of gross stuff that they say...the older two know "thats what she said" jokes and the youngest one doesnt understand yet, but will try it out with just about anything. I have not met three girls who talk about poop and farts more than them.

So the best part of the trip is that my dad takes us girls on a half day fishing trip every year. We go on the same boat and sit at the same spot every year. So we are waiting around on the dock to go fishing and there are a bunch of other dads with sons waiting around us, and there is my dad, with four girls, the ONLY four girls on the whole boat. So we see that it is going to be a crowded trip, so while all the dads are paying and checking in with the captain on shore and all the sons and us are waiting around, me and my girls decide that we really want our spot on the boat, so we tell lil Aliza, the 12 year old to sneak on and sit in the bow. So once everyone is checked in, they let each family on one at a time doing a head count, and they call Sullivan, and of course we are missing one, at which point we tell the crew, and my dad that shes been on the boat already for like 10 minutes. So we fish all day, and we are by far the most loud group. So at the end of the trip, they fillet our fish for us to bring home. the first mate asks my sister which group she is with and who to put her fish with, so she tells him, "its us four (girls) and we brought the old man with us." he chuckles at her, and gives my dad that 'good luck man' look. Then he says how many total are you trying to feed with all this fish, to which she responds, "well its us five, and we left the two women at home to feed to" to which he looks at her as if to say 'do you know that your also a chick too?'

In other news, I moved into my own apartment and I got a dog! She is 3years old, and only like 30lbs!