I have Happy Coworkers that make Happy Megan and Grace seem depressed. Too much giggling. I mean, i generally have a postive attitude about things, but COME ON.
One of our first conversations, oh and I didnt say anything:
Coworker: (giggle giggle) I'm silly today (giggle giggle) I dont know why (giggle giggle) (giggle giggle) well actually (giggle giggle) I had sex last night (giggle giggle) and again (giggle giggle) this morning (giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle)
Me: (eye roll) Hi, I'm Meghan, nice to meet you too.
After about 10 minutes, I said to the other new guy, "I think I just got dumber" and he agreed.
Today I drove a golf cart all day around the zoo. If you see a snake, you get to call it in on the radio, but you cant say snake, instead, you say "Venomus Reptile". And if you see puke, you say "protein spill".
So, for example, if there is puke by the elephants, I would say, "Camp 15, we have a protein spill in the heart of africa, 10-4". Thats my job. Well there are other code words too but I cant tell them, sorry. Very top secret.
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